A phone conversation with my boss at work.
“This is Blair speaking.”
“Oh is this Helen?”
“No, it’s Blair.”
“Oh, is you’re mum in?”
“…Uh, there’s a meeting in the cafe today…” (he panicked and changed the subject. haha)
Is my mum in? Um, no. Because she DOES NOT WORK HERE.
Also, to everyone who drinks coffee, when the barista asks you “What would you like?”
Don’t reply with, “Uh, a coffee of some sort.”
And to add to that, when the barista asks “A Flat White or a Latte?”
Don’t reply with, “Yes.”